2004 FORD F-350 SUPERDUTY DUALLY 4X4

FOR SALE: 2004 FORD F-350 SUPERDUTY DUALLY 4X4 – THE LEGEND. 230,000km | 6 Wheels of Uncontrollable Power | Rusty Like Your Uncle’s Jokes ⸻ MEET “WHITE LIGHTNING: BRINGER OF NOISE, CONSUMER OF FUEL” ⚡ YOU WANT A TRUCK? You want a real truck? Not one of those Wi-Fi-enabled, latte-holding, parking-sensor-having city princesses?

She’s wide. She’s loud. She drinks diesel like a sailor on shore leave. And yes, she’s got rust — the kind that says: “I’ve seen some things… and I towed most of them.” This truck has hauled trailers, boats, horses, a bounce house full of feral children, and the crushing weight of my regrets. It is wider than your ex’s emotional damage, louder than your mom when you forget her birthday, and more American than an eagle eating bacon on a monster truck (even if it’s Canadian. It identifies as a freedom unit). ⸻ FEATURES THAT SLAP HARDER THAN A STEP-DAD NAMED RANDY: • ✅ 4x4 – for when the pavement disrespects you • ✅ Dually rear end – because you don’t need 4 tires. You need SIX. • ✅ Fuel wheels – more bling than a SoundCloud rapper with a snowplow license • ✅ 230,000 km – just enough wear to prove you don’t quit, ever • ✅ White paint – barely. It’s in a committed relationship with surface rust • ✅ Doors? Yes. Do they open without screaming? Spiritually, no • ✅ Tailpipe sounds like a shotgun sneezing • ✅ Horn that sounds like Godzilla stubbing his toe • ✅ Heater works as long as you yell encouragement at it • ✅ Tows everything except your ex’s emotional baggage INTERIOR? Yes, there is one. Seats? Technically. Dashboard? There’s gauges. They do things. Cupholders? Debatable. But the vibe? Unstoppable logging truck that could also DJ a monster truck rally. ⸻ SPECIAL “MODS” INCLUDED: • Rust-enhanced aerodynamics – reduces drag and increases street cred • Door panel exfoliation system – flakes off at highway speeds for a light exfoliating facial (passenger side only) • Interior – smell of diesel, dust, broken dreams, and just a hint of Slim Jims ⸻ USE CASES: • Towing your ex’s stuff to the curb • Hauling a camper, a horse, a trailer, and possibly a live bear • Pulling stumps, breaking hearts, dominating parking lots • Instantly increasing your testosterone by 400% • Perfect for anyone who’s ever punched drywall and then apologized to the truck

⸻ BONUS: Buy it today, and I’ll throw in: • 1 spare tire (flat) • 2 loose wrenches of unknown origin • A cassette tape titled “TRUCK JAMS VOL. 2” • The spiritual blessing of every construction worker within 50km ⸻ Don’t miss your chance to own this steel beast forged from fire, diesel, and unrelenting masculinity. This isn’t just a truck. It’s a personality disorder on wheels. It’s a lifestyle, a statement, and probably a future archaeological artifact. First one to show up with cash and a tetanus shot takes her home. If you say “Is this still available,” I will respond with a photo of a screaming goat. All jokes aside if interested message me.